Once
upon a time there was a teeny-tiny woman who lived in a teeny-tiny house in a
teeny-tiny village. Now, one day this teeny-tiny woman put on her teeny-tiny
bonnet, and went out of her teeny-tiny house to take a teeny-tiny walk. And
when this teeny-tiny woman had gone a teeny-tiny way, she came to a teeny-tiny
gate; so the teeny-tiny woman opened the teeny-tiny gate, and went into a
teeny-tiny churchyard. And when this teeny-tiny woman had got into the
teeny-tiny churchyard, she saw a teeny-tiny bone on a teeny-tiny grave, and the
teeny-tiny woman said to her teeny-tiny self, 'This teeny-tiny bone will make me
some teeny-tiny soup for my teeny-tiny supper.' So the teeny-tiny woman put the
teeny-tiny bone into her teeny-tiny pocket, and went home to her teeny-tiny
house.
Now, when the teeny-tiny woman got home to her teeny-tiny house, she was
a teeny-tiny bit tired; so she went up her teeny-tiny stairs to her
teeny-tiny bed, and put the teeny-tiny bone into a teeny-tiny cupboard.
And then this teeny-tiny woman had been to sleep a teeny-tiny time, she
was wakened by a teeny-tiny voice from the teeny-tiny cupboard, which
said:
'Give me my bone!'
And this teeny-tiny woman was a teeny-tiny frightened, so she hid her
teeny-tiny head under the teeny-tiny clothes and went to sleep again.
And when she had been to sleep again a teeny-tiny time, the teeny-tiny
voice again cried out from the teeny-tiny cupboard a teeny-tiny louder,
'Give me my bone!'
This made the teeny-tiny woman a teeny-tiny more frightened, so she
hid her teeny-tiny head a teeny-tiny further under the teeny-tiny
clothes. And when the teeny-tiny woman had been to sleep again a
teeny-tiny time, the teeny-tiny voice from the teeny-tiny cupboard said
again a teeny-tiny louder,
'Give me my bone!'
And this teeny-tiny woman was a teeny-tiny bit more frightened, but
she put her teeny-tiny head out of the teeny tiny clothes, and said in
her loudest teeny-tiny voice, 'TAKE IT!'
